There will be crazy food choices there like cheese whiz, saltine crackers (one of my ultimate crack foods), twinkies, Slim Jims, etc....potluck style.
Anyways, it's time for this girl to trade in her sweater twin sets and pearls for something...ahem...more trashy?
So I need your help, I have decided on the following for sure, but I am still struggling with the top:
- Short denim frayed mini skirt (in the pics below). I wonder if I'll be able to sit down in it? Hah.
- Fake tattoos
- Zebra print bra that shows (gasp!)
- Trucker hat being held together with duct tape
- Cigarettes in the back pocket
- Wal-Mart crappy house slippers
- Any other ideas?
Here are the two tops that I'm struggling with...which one? Or do you have a better top idea?
#1: I feel skinnier in this but perhaps not quite trashy enough?
#2: Neck cut out of a thin t-shirt....Sooooo see-through that I wonder if I'll be able to pull it off...but totally trashy
This is a major Non-Scale Victory (NSV) because I would never EVER would have worn these clothes when I was a fatty. I can't wait for Halloween!
I like the red singlet. I htink you need ripped stockings and a big fake tatt! Noice!
ReplyDeleteI like #1 better too. Make sure you have very BIG hair too!
ReplyDeleteI think either would work. Though the off the shoulder shirt with bra straps still up is definitely trashy! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe white shirt is trashier, but go with the red if it feels more comfortable-- your accessories will trash it right up :)
ReplyDeleteYou look so great (I dream about the day I can wear a jean skirt like that) that whatever you come up with will be great. Do you have any jean cut off shorts where you can see the pockets (because they are so short)?
ReplyDeleteIt really is about comfort, but I like the second better. Whichever you go with, it sounds like an awesome time!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so fun! You look cuter in the red, but the white one is way trashier.
ReplyDelete#1 For sure! Sounds like a blast!
ReplyDeleteYou definately need a tatt. Preferably a tramp stamp. I could take some pictures of the locals at Wally world and send you some ideas. :)
ReplyDeleteIf you tie a knot in the bottom of the white shirt, then it will be both trashy and tighter (which may help with the feeling skinnier part). I love it!
ReplyDeleteYou need lucite platform stripper shoes. I'm sure they are hiding out in your closet somewhere!
ReplyDeleteFishnet stockings would help.
ReplyDeletethat party sounds like a blast!! I say no. 1 you can trash it up with some tattoos and bad makeup
ReplyDeleteI say #2 is trashier. I have inlaws who are TT, so I'm speaking from personal observation LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou need HUGE Georgia/Southern girl, circa 1980's hair...stripper heels, a tramp stamp, blue eye shadow, chew lots of gum like a truck stop waitress.
ReplyDeleteif you have cowboy boots, go with those instead of slippers... I like #2 and whoever said to knot it at the bottom was right, that would look good. Both outfits look trash-tastic on you!! Sounds like my kind of party :) Hope you will share photos of your final choice...
ReplyDeleteThe red tank for sure!!
ReplyDeleteCiggs need to be in your BRA, not in your back pocket.
Ripped fishnets are a MUST!
and a big old "mom" or "rose and thorn" tattoo on your bicep!
HAVE a blast!!!
The second one is more trashier... Hope you have a blast!
ReplyDeleteyou actually look good in the tank but the second one fits the theme better.....you can see right through it to the bra!
ReplyDeleteI vote for the first one.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself some huge hoop earrings too.
Gotta agree with those who say the red looks good on you, but the white is trashier by far. Tie the knot like suggested if you choose that one. That may also show off your fake lower back tattoo! Max TT!
ReplyDeleteI love this idea and now want to throw my own trailer trash party!!
ReplyDeleteI am with Beth Ann! I love this idea! I like outfit #1. Make sure to wear lots of make up! Have fun!
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