- You have a "date" does not mean you're going out.
- The phrase "I'm a loser" is a good thing.
- All of your silverware says Gerber.
- "Welcome to the other side" doesn't include death.
- You get excited about hand me downs.
- Getting wrinkles is a good thing.
- Hitting the "Century Mark" is actually a good thing.
- When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club.
- Other women are calling you "bitch" behind your back.
- When you are glared at in the plus size department because you "don't belong there".
- When you really don't have a thing to wear.
- You have to prove you are the person on the driver's license.
- You start being in the pictures not behind the camera.
- You are never far from your bottle of water
- When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your meal.
- You're too small for your britches.
- When you go to the mall a take the first available space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to the door.
- You truly are a "cheap date".
- When one drink makes you sloppy drunk
- You flip up your shirt to show complete strangers your scar and ask "wanna feel my port"?
- Vitamins feel like a meal.
- You can cross your legs... both of them
- Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They Went Bra
- When your treadmill is no longer used for drying your fine washables
- You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire
- When you wave and your upper arms wave back
- You cancel your Lane Bryant Credit Card
Thursday, June 30, 2011
You Know You're a Bandster When...
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-Wonder Bra: Hilarious.
ReplyDelete-Corduroy's: Almost snorted pudding thru my nostril.
Love them all!!
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha at the cordouroy's!!! What a terrific list - you're so creative!! I love it!!
ReplyDeleteWow, I've found myself in a couple places the last few days saying "See you on the other side"
ReplyDeleteAlso - hubby and I share a you pick two at Panera now. Cheap date indeed!
Hand me downs - I LOVE that my bestie let me closet shop in her closet for new clothes. : )
Spot on! lol
ReplyDelete"You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!
That is hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI spit my hot tea out of my nose when I read the one about corduroys!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! I love it.
ReplyDeleteToo Funny - I have a "wonder where they went" situation going on right now!
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love it!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love these!
ReplyDeleteLove these! I used to work a few nights a week at Lane Bryant for the 40% discount. Now I refuse to buy another thing there- so let's cut up the cc!
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope I can keep my boobs and lose fat everywhere else. They are they only "good thing" I have going.
Cute! Thanks for posting, LBG!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis was sooooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteVery cute.
ReplyDeleteLol! Loved it!
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